What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 09:26

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
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-J W Pepper
Dr No
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
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